Paprika lyoner, one of those peculiar German delights that Canadians don’t seem to flock to, was very on sale at the deli recently.
Being me, I bought a package of it, and brought it home.
Kid 1: WHAT IS THAT?
Me: Santa Meat.
Kid 1: Santa…meat?
Me: Yes. The reason there is no more Santa is because they ground him up into sausages. He was real, but now he’s a sandwich meat. Look at the red and green!
Kid 1: *makes face*
Me: I’m going to put Santa Meat in your lunch tomorrow.
Kid 2: GROSS. EW!
Kid 1: *grabs slices, stuffs in her face* Om, nom, nom. Santa Meat is delicious! I can’t wait to take this to school!
Citizen Sourpuss 