April 26th is Boobquake Day.
Boobquake is a passive demonstration by women around the world, who are baring “scandalous” cleavage today, in satirical protest of statements made by an Iranian cleric.
“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” said Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader.
Call me skeptical, but I highly doubt my exposed and saggy milk bags are going to trigger then next Big One. In solidarity with my sisters around the world, I am joining in on the Boobquake 2010 front. Chilliwack, represent!
Take that, bearded holy man! Those are the instruments of CORRUPTION and SCANDAL right there.
Did you get in on Boobquake today? It’s not too late! Free the bewbs!