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Category Archives: Female Hysteria

Feminine Hygiene Products + Crafts = Marketing Fusion Fail

To Radiant Infinity and beyond! Oooh. Shimmery.
March 22, 2013 Always Radiant Infinity Anytime Tampons Crafting Edgy Rosette Pin feminine hygiene Grumpy Cat Hemmorhaging Marketing Fail maxi pads Menstruation pastel butterflies Period Proctor and Gamble Rexall Satan tampon 1 Comment

Winning at Fail: Sloven Coffee Drinker Edition

November 17, 2012 Ace Ventura Pet Detective cold coffee Crying Game mouldy coffee penicillin 1 Comment

Starbucks and the Jingle Fool

December 25, 2011 Academy Road addicts americano Barista Cappuccino Christmas coffee drinking someone else's coffee Grande jerk junkies mistaken drink Starbucks Venti 3 Comments

I’m Much Too Young to Feel This Damn Old

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March 9, 2011 Birthday blues Crone hag Ma'am March 10th Birthday Shannon Tweed Sharon Stone Thirty three 1 Comment

The Persistence of Earworms

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November 6, 2010 Bullet With Butterfly Wings car commercials cartoons earworms Frozen Ghost Glee Last Kiss Pearl Jam radio Rocky Horror Picture Show Round and Round Smashing Pumpkins Time Warp Toucha Touch Me 5 Comments

Welcome to My Gong Show, Friend.

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October 20, 2010 Avon bad morning chaos cooked toothpaste Crotch Fruit Daisy Von Pom Pom dog poop hell torture mess naked puppy The Pommie The Pommunist Party Leader 2 Comments

Post Surgery Update: 72 Hours Later

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August 22, 2010 72 hours bandages breast lift breast reduction decreased swelling drain removal drain site front view reduction pain side view reduction surgical drain sutures what to expect 9 Comments

Tits Up: Nitty Gritty of the Reduction, Lift & Recovery

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August 20, 2010 abbotsford hospital breast lift breast reduction charting drainage dressings home care morphine pain photos of post-op breast reduction support surgical drains time line of surgery tylenol 3 what to expect 7 Comments

Saying “Ta Ta” to the Ta Tas

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August 17, 2010 36GG breast lift breast reduction difficulty finding bra embarassing jogging difficulty nipple slipping into armpit post-baby boobs sag short surgery anxiety 7 Comments

No, I’m Not MIA. Nor am I AWOL….

July 28, 2010 80's Rock AWOL Def Leppard Favorite Song Glam Hiatus MIA Misheard lyrics no interwebz old post Pour Some Sugar On Me Winnipeg Leave a Comment

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