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Winning Isn’t Everything, Right?

Mmm, mmm, good.
By The Sourpuss April 9, 2013 Leave a Comment

Yesterday: Take the kids to Safeway to procure ingredients for lasagne.Cashier gives the kids two pull-tab instant win contest forms to play with while I pay. One kid gets the standard “Sorry! Try again!” The other gets “YOU WIN! ONE FREE HERSHEY CHOCOLATE BAR!” Winning kid lords it over the non winning kid. I tell …

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Feminine Hygiene Products + Crafts = Marketing Fusion Fail

To Radiant Infinity and beyond! Oooh. Shimmery.
March 22, 2013 Always Radiant Infinity Anytime Tampons Crafting Edgy Rosette Pin feminine hygiene Grumpy Cat Hemmorhaging Marketing Fail maxi pads Menstruation pastel butterflies Period Proctor and Gamble Rexall Satan tampon 1 Comment

Moms Yelling Like Goats Yelling Like Humans

March 20, 2013 Coping Goats Yelling LIke Humans Humans Yelling LIke Goats Yelling Like Humans Parenting Strategies Pop Culture Unorthodox Whining YouTube Leave a Comment

Crushing My Spirit Week

Hobo Princess Leia.
March 19, 2013 Afghan Hounds birds Frida Kahlo Hobo Princess Leia Mommy Olympics No fucks to give Pinkalicious school Spirit Days Leave a Comment

Mmm. Santa Meat.

Santa Meat
December 25, 2012 Christmas kids Lunches Paprika Lyoner Santa Meat Leave a Comment

Talking to Retail Clerks on Christmas Eve

Festive Colon
December 25, 2012 Bah Humbug! Bow Christmas Eve Festive colon Grant Park Grocery Store Pet Store Retail Tuxedo Winnipeg Wrapping presents for dogs 2 Comments

Becoming the Tipper Gore of River Heights…

Chubbytown
December 5, 2012 Chub pack Chubby Chubby chasers Chubby Hug Chubby Puppies Reader: A Hug For Maggie Chubby Town Inappropriate literature kindergarten Pedobear Scholastic 1 Comment

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